i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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