We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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