things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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