I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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