Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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