dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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