Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
