I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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