Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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