at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Did I show you my penis last night?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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