glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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