worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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