It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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