Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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