At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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