super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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