What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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