Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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