i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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