South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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