This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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