sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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