I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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