took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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