There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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