I'm really into asian looking animals
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I understand Curling. That high.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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