So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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