One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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