i just had sex bonerless
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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