Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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