didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i out mim tonsoeep
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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