Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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