Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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