she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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