Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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