he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You are a genius and a whore.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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