i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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