I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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