So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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