i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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