69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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