question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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