I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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