ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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