You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
wow bdsm is so cute
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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