A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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