dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
well you can't waste a boner
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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