Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
