Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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