its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we're making bets on your personal life
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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