Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
only if we run a train.
done.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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