Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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