dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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